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Hey folks it's Turtle again with another FOP review. This time, Timmy tries to get in with the popular kids. Will Timmy be a giant turd in the process? Let's find out in “A Wish Too Far”. Title card from Fairly Oddparents Wiki Our story begins on the school bus. “ Hey AJ. Why did the orange go to the doctor?” “ Who cares? It's just gonna end in a pun.” Starting off strong, I see. Timmy notices his crush, Trixie Tang getting on the bus. Timmy kicks Chester and AJ off the seat to make room for her. “ Hey Trixie” “ Hello, empty bus seat.' What is she blind? No, wait, that's just her voice actress. Trixie doesn't pay attention to unpopular people. There's apparently a popularity chart for the school and Timmy, AJ, and Chester or in the “other” range. Along with some kid with a huge boil, but more on him later. In the cafeteria, the popular kids are sitting at their table with some guy playi...

Hey folks. Turtle here with another FOP review. Today, Timmy switched places with a dog for the perks. But all is not what it seems. Let's dive into “Dog's Day Afternoon”. Title card from the Fairly Oddparents Wiki Our story begins with Timmy's mom and dad leaving for a night out. It appears that Vicky is praising Timmy. Did we wind up in some bizarre parallel dimension? It turns out it's her dog Doidle she's praising. Timmy complains about Doidle being over again. “ She sure does love that dog more than she loves you.” “ She loves everything more than Timmy.” Including hemorrhoids, the year 2016, and the Star Wars Christmas Special. Vicky makes Timmy do stuff for the dog. Doidle is also given a steak for dinner while Timmy has to much on the plastic tray of a TV dinner. With those teeth, he should be able to break through it pretty easily. Timmy complains about being second banana to a dog. ...

Hey folks. Turtle here with another FOP review. Today is the introduction of Superhero Jay Leno the Crimson Chin. Can the Chin overcome an existential crisis and save the day? Let's find out in “Chin Up”. Title card from Fairly Oddparents Wiki Our story begins at the Comic, Fantasy, and Reality Avoidance Expo. Five seconds in and we're shitting on nerds. Timmy is in line to enter and wants to get his comic book signed by the Crimson Chin. Ummm does he know that the Crimson Chin isn't real? Chester and AJ are also there for the costume contest. Remember that. Inside, Timmy (figuratively) wishes Cosmo and Wanda could be there, and they apparently are. Timmy tries to hide them, but Wanda assures him that people will think they're just kids in costumes since it's a comic book convention. That doesn't explain how you can fly, Wanda. Also there's kid dressed as a tree. Probably just a random cosplay...

Hey folks. It's Turtle again with some more Fairly Oddparents. This time we're meeting Denzel Crocker, and man is he off his rocker. Will Timmy be able to keep his FAIRY GOD PARENTS?!?! Let's find out in “Transparents”. Title card from the Fairly Oddparents Wiki Our story begins with show-and-tell. “ Well Mr. Crocker, for show and tell I brung my dog, Mange.” Wasn't that Buttercup's superhero name from when the Powerpuff Girls went solo for an episode? Also Mange eats first graders, which are all kept in a giant glass jar. How are those kids not dead from the lack of air? Timmy speaks with Cosmo and Wanda, who are disguised as pencils about his show and tell project. Oh now they can shapeshift into other things. Where was that ability last episode? Francis receives a “D” and Timmy comes up to the front. Timmy opens a lunchbox to reveal a small purple dinosaur. Oh no! It's the spawn of Barney! ...

Hey folks. Turtle here back with another Fairly Oddparents review. We're going into space, y'all, and being introduced to Mark Cheng. Grab your Crash Nebula brand cereal, because we're going to look at “Spaced Out”. Title card from the Fairly Oddparents wiki Our story begins with Timmy, Chester, and AJ watching a sci-fi program. A green alien wants to suck out some brains with a bendy straw. You'd think space aliens with spaceships would do something a bit more sophisticated than that. One of the humans is apparently named Captain Laserpants. Was this show conceived by a 4-year old? I mean that's how we got Monster Trucks. Just as things look bleak, Crash Nebula blasts through the wall. “ Will Crash Nebula escape the evil clutches of the Clutchulaks?” Yup. Written by a 4-year old. Timmy gushes about the episode and the boys quickly begin playing, with Chester and AJ squirting juice at Timmy. I assume it...

Hey folks. It's Turtle again. I'm back with another FOP review. This time it's “Power Mad”. Timmy has to save his friends from dying in a video game. Let's see how things go. Title card courtesy of the Fairly Oddparents Wiki We open with Timmy, Cosmo, and Wanda inside a video game. They're attacked by shadowy figures, who proceed to throw carrots at them. Timmy does a Matrix dodge because references. The assailants step out of the shadows to reveal they are.....ninja bunnies. Timmy removes his helmet to leave the game, frustrated that his opponents were cute woodland creatures. Vicky barges in due to the noise, since it was disrupting her TV time. I don't know about you, but it feels a bit weird that Vicky isn't actively torturing Timmy in this episode. Timmy asks that Cosmo and Wanda make the game better while he's in the bathroom. “I wish for a game that's challengin...